San Antonio Sewer Pipe driver, correct!
"Take a close look at the images below. No, those are not drop tanks, they are beer kegs! This clever chap flew what had to be a very close contender for best fighter aircraft of WWII. His unit was stationed in France shortly after D-Day. He had some reason to return to England, then returned to France with some unofficial "ordnance" under the wings of his Spitfire. When he came down from altitude, his "cargo" was chilled to just the right temperature for a hot June afternoon. Needless to say, his aircraft received some of the best servicing work from grateful ground crews."
Chaseplane, your turn!