The Airline Manager

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"The Airline is an ambitious project currently being planned by NASA."

"Recently acquired evidence has many scientists, engineers, and aviation enthusiasts around the globe debating the possibility that aircraft reproduce in ways very similar to humans and animals."

"If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again."

"There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are."

"Also known as the minibus the A320 is one of their more formidable models. Its small design and average capacity make it a solid choice for older cities with narrow, winding streets."
 
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